I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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