she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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