My room smells like vodka and shame
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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