I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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