She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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