Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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