I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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