we have officially lost it.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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