Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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