he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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