We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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