Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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