doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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