Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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