I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My liver just had a heart attack.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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