Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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