how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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