K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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