girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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