That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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