I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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