I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.