You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek