Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people