I must be too annoying 4 u.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend