so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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