I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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