I want to stick my p in your. b.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
