Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
