What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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