My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize