sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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