Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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