this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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