I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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