i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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