Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize
