Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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