why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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