this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
there is puke in my bra ... again
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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