Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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