hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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