C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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