He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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