Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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