your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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