Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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