Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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