His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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