It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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