we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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