you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How does it feel to date your dad?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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