i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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