Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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