is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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