Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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