I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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