Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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